Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
by hoodriverrat July 1, 2015
Get the Hood Rivermug. One of the largest and longest-lengthed rivers on the continent of North America. It runs from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania all the way to the very southern tip of Illinois at a town called Cairo, whereupon it pours out into the Mighty Mississippi River.
It covers a length of well over 300 miles and creates the northern border for Kentucky and West Virginia, separating them from the rest of Midwest. This major waterway has been the lifesource for the people who have resided in this large Ohio River Valley since the dawn of the 1800s, and the Native Americans who predominantly occupied the region beforehand. The riverboat traffic on the Ohio as well as the major freshwater source was the number one reason for the development of such huge cities and large towns along the Ohio River. See Owensboro, Evansville, Cincinnati, Huntington, and Louisville.
It covers a length of well over 300 miles and creates the northern border for Kentucky and West Virginia, separating them from the rest of Midwest. This major waterway has been the lifesource for the people who have resided in this large Ohio River Valley since the dawn of the 1800s, and the Native Americans who predominantly occupied the region beforehand. The riverboat traffic on the Ohio as well as the major freshwater source was the number one reason for the development of such huge cities and large towns along the Ohio River. See Owensboro, Evansville, Cincinnati, Huntington, and Louisville.
The Ohio River as been used in trafficking supplies of natural resources like coal to other areas, as well as troop transports during the War of 1812 and the Civil War.
by Journey Fan December 8, 2004
Get the Ohio Rivermug. A Texas Hold'em term. It is where someone with a weak hand manages to get a very nice hand at the last possible moment (ie. the River), completely defeating your previously-good hand.
by FUMA March 19, 2006
Get the river rapedmug. This starts off with a guy taking a shit on the upper part of a girls back. The guy then slides in between the girls legs on his back and begins to masturbate. The chick straightens her back and the shit slides down her back and onto the masturbating mans cock. After all the shit has slid off her back she then squats over the man and pisses on the poopy dick leading to a gigantic orgasm for the man.(Assuming you like masturbating with piss and shit)
God Dammit, that fucking hooker I bought for Don's bachelor last night charged me an extra 100 bucks to give him a Rock River.
This term comes from The Rock River which runs through my hometown of Rockford, IL. It is dirty and consists mostly of the piss and shit from the Nascar hillbillies that live here and boat on it.
This term comes from The Rock River which runs through my hometown of Rockford, IL. It is dirty and consists mostly of the piss and shit from the Nascar hillbillies that live here and boat on it.
by SaggyBallsHD July 16, 2008
Get the Rock Rivermug. The Best damn festival in the world.. 3 days of reggae music alcohol, every drug known to man, and women walking around with their cloths off
by Sir EvvyPoo December 14, 2008
Get the reggae on the rivermug. by Iris October 29, 2003
Get the Rivers Cuomomug. by ellaleeforlife October 5, 2005
Get the River Oaksmug.