ripped one

Farted

After that Taco Bell burrito I ripped one in the car and stained my underwear.

by Twinpeaks November 1, 2013

somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

by derek minneker January 13, 2008

Verbally Raped

To be dissed so bad that you are left with the feeling of being raped

"After I was called fat I felt as if I was Verbally Raped"

by Akees Vova June 26, 2008

Ripped Some Axe

Along the Lines of "Ripped Some Ass", The action of spraying axe body spray on yourself. In most situations, this phrase is said in question form.

"Oh my god, what's that smell!? Who just ripped some axe?"

"Sorry bro, My bad".

by JCongo February 25, 2010

ripe pablo

The act of conducting anal sex. Ejaculating into the recipient's anus. Then laying under said recipient's anus while they push the ejaculate into the ejaculator's mouth.

Ed loved tasting himself, after some hot anal he always requested a ripe pablo.

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington March 3, 2010

Raped off

When you get ripped off so badly that its almost like they took you in the back alley and raped the shit outta you.

I think I just payed 3 times the retail price for latex pants, I got so raped off.

by Barooglafan November 27, 2009

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010