by Darkseid trusoloz June 23, 2022

by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019

by Lord Matt sir November 29, 2019

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

by rockitjony October 2, 2022

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.
Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.
by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 6, 2024

When trading options using the 13/48 method, a rim job is when you enter your call or put position as the candles are lightly caressing the nearest EMA on the chart. This allows you to stack some tasty gains as the price begins to move.
Me: Aye bro you fuck with 13/48 on ReviewDorks Discord?
Random: Naw man.... i'm too cheap to spend $69 on that Premium.
Me: Damn son! You are missing out on some easy 5-10% gainers on those tasty rim jobs. Get your shit together!
Random: Naw man.... i'm too cheap to spend $69 on that Premium.
Me: Damn son! You are missing out on some easy 5-10% gainers on those tasty rim jobs. Get your shit together!
by Frank_White_661 April 27, 2022
