remonade

number 1 ranked player in krunker

Damn remonade sniped me again, that sexy bastard

by brapdaddy October 19, 2018

Remotard

Someone who is sucks with the remote control. They don't fast forward through commercials, previews or credits. They don't stop on good shit when flippin channels.

Hey remotard, give me the remote so we can fast forward through this shit.

Hey dude, you passed up Live PD on channel 182 you remotard.

by Deuce Turd January 4, 2019

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

remotemate

When you ask your roommate to do something for you because you're too stoned or drunk or just too dambed lazy to get off your ass and do it yourself

Hey remotemate can you grab me a beer from the freezer

by train wreck station September 26, 2019

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 3, 2020

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020