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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020
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Borderline religious

Someone who has a background in religion but does not practice fully and is skeptical about said religion
I am borderline religious when it comes to the Bible because I don’t know if I believe all of it!
by Elizabeth Sharee February 19, 2021
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Religious Left

A group that is incredibly tired of all the hatred directed at religion.
Why'd you flip out on that guy? He just hated Christians.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.
by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024
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religious corruption

Religious corruption is a form of extreme corruption that occurs when one religion starts working for the best interests of another more powerful religion. A defining characteristic of religious corruption is that those embracing it start maintaining secrets that are passed down from one generation to the next.
She says she's of religion A but her behavior is harmful of religion A and would actually make more sense if she was of religion B. Sounds like we have a case of religious corruption!
by NartDaFart May 10, 2023
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generationally consistent religious identity

Aka. G.C.R.I. or just generational consistency, When the religious beliefs of an individual match their parents, guardians, and or grandparent’s religious beliefs. The more generations from the same family who have the same beliefs, the stronger the generational consistency is.
Lynda: Hi. I’m Lynda. I noticed you are new to this temple, so I figured I would introduce myself.
Jordan: I’m Jordan. I just moved here from Detroit, Michigan. So how long have you been involved in this temple?
Lynda: I have been involved in this faith my whole life. I have generationally consistent religious identity. Four different generations of my family, previous to mine, have gone to this temple.

Jordan: That is a long line religious devotion in one family. Very impressive.
Lynda: Indeed, it is. Thanks.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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