rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs January 31, 2007

rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.

That guys serving some rectal ranch

by Turtle tommy November 04, 2023

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 03, 2017

rectal rumble

A disturbance or growling up or in your anus

"As I ate the taco, I had a large rectal rumble."

by Effan! January 06, 2016

Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.

"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."

by Ladstain February 04, 2016

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 10, 2009

rectal fireworks

Rectal fireworks is when your dropping a poo and fart comes with it causing a rapid fire like action out of your bumhole

I I sat down to drop a deuce and it caused (rectal fireworks) to some flying out of my bum

by ToiletGod February 21, 2016