rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.

Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.

by Devil egg January 19, 2015

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

rectal rumble

A disturbance or growling up or in your anus

"As I ate the taco, I had a large rectal rumble."

by Effan! April 17, 2016

Rectal Ocularitis

When you don't see your ass going to work.

Wow, I think I'm coming down with rectal ocularitis, and won't be in today. Sorry.

by JP018 July 26, 2021

Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

by Joe repooc June 10, 2017