Rajeshwar

Father to all

King

God is almost a rajeshwar.

by Deadasspussyeater February 15, 2021

Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009

jammy rape

When your mom or dad forces you to get your pj's on. You definetly do not want to. You struggle with all your might to break free from you mommy's grasp. But you cant. You call for an adult, but it is to late. Everybody's out of the house. Before you know it, your in your bed asleep. You were just forced into your own pj's.

Stevey: Adult! Adult! Im being jammie raped. help! Jammy rape! jammy rape!
Mother: Your next Martha.

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

Oreo Races

A naked sprint during which participants must race a predetermined distance with an oreo stuffed between their ass cheeks. Loser of the race has to eat the oreo afterwards.

I lost my dignity last night when we had to do the Oreo Races down the street.

by kg339 November 20, 2011

Dinosaur Rape

When a person (during sex, or before sex) rawr's at you like a dinosaur to assure them its on and the mood is hot.
Thought it isn't actually rape one may feel as if it is, even if they're enjoying themselves..

usually leads to rough sex.
That was some good dinosaur rape.

by persooooooooon December 30, 2011

Rape Fatigue

A condition brought about by the intake of too much false and harmful information from troglodytes surrounding the most basic understanding of rape. The condition was first documented in the United States, just days after Todd Akin, a republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives, made this comment: "If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child."

Symptoms of rape fatigue include extreme nausea, dizziness, and the urge to place Akin in a locked room with Eve Ensler. Rape Fatigue is not relieved by bed rest, but rather by rising up, voting democratic, and shouting the words, "Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!"

Hey, did you see that moron on CNN last night trying to defend Todd Akin's statement about rape?

Shut the hell up, man! I've got fucking rape fatigue! I can't listen to any more rape-related bullshit from repubigots. Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!

by Corktease August 23, 2012

rape

unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

i was unwilling to have sex but she forces her self apon me , she raped me

by BackWood Lover1 July 5, 2017