Drag Racing

When 2 people are taking shits side by side in public bathroom stalls, there is never a winner.

I was drag racing with a guy at k-mart, it smelled like he ate a mexican village.

by Ryan 75 December 24, 2007

Roary the Racing Car

a less annoying, less retarded version of Bob the Builder

The show is about a little red racecar and his adventures. That's basically it.

Roary the Racing Car
Roary the number one star

by Roary Fan February 15, 2009

street racing

one of the most bad ass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an adrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes performed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is performed with an import. tho rare some drive domestic cars . street racing can be two cars racing each other in a quarter or eighth mile race. Or a "roll" run, a race done from a "roll" means that it is started from a set amount of speed such as 20,40 or 60mph, which can end at a set amount of speed such as 120mph or until there is a few car lengths between each other. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neon's or honduh's that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where "ricers" are separated from street racers. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weaving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.

racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a Toyota Supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a Honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probably win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.

I LOVE STREET RACING!!!

by mason the great January 23, 2009

drag racing

The only motorsport in which American cars are useful.

After losing the Le Mans, the Corvette team stripped their cars of the yellow and white livery and returned to the safety of the drag strip, where the complexities of turns cannot harm them. Drag racing is not a legitimate motorsport; it's simply a rudimentary form of NASCAR.

by TheBat April 9, 2009

I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

by pinto February 3, 2003

drag racing

a race between to men dressed as women

#1: you know iwas looking up adhd on urban dictionary and i think-
#2: -OH LOOK A FAG DRAG RACING!!

by thisismyaccount60 December 28, 2010

granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.

"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"

by elboydo August 3, 2007