Rectal Ocularitis

When you don't see your ass going to work.

Wow, I think I'm coming down with rectal ocularitis, and won't be in today. Sorry.

by JP018 July 26, 2021

rectal rumble

A disturbance or growling up or in your anus

"As I ate the taco, I had a large rectal rumble."

by Effan! April 17, 2016

Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.

"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."

by Ladstain October 4, 2016

rectal fireworks

Rectal fireworks is when your dropping a poo and fart comes with it causing a rapid fire like action out of your bumhole

I I sat down to drop a deuce and it caused (rectal fireworks) to some flying out of my bum

by ToiletGod September 5, 2016

Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.

That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...

by Meggapekka September 18, 2023

rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.

That guys serving some rectal ranch

by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.

Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.

by Devil egg January 19, 2015