Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.

That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...

by Meggapekka September 18, 2023

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015

rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.

That guys serving some rectal ranch

by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023

rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017

rectal rumble

A disturbance or growling up or in your anus

"As I ate the taco, I had a large rectal rumble."

by Effan! April 17, 2016