ass raisins

The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.

'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'

by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003

raisins

A significant meaning for the word Cool, Chill, or Awesome

Dude last night was totally Raisins!!

by xXI KHAOTIC IXx December 02, 2009

oatmeal raisin

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.

Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude

by Streganona September 02, 2005

Love raisins

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Sky Raisins

Idk, Just a name for flies?

Person 1, "Bro theres dam sky raisins everywhere!"

by BroCookedFetusIsSick April 19, 2021

raisin bran

A delicious and nutritious brand of cereal. Or so it says. It is actually a disgusting excuse for a "cereal" where the shriveled up raisens from california are put into it to make a breakfast that you may as well just throw away as soon as you got home from the grocery store and sue the company for false advertisement.

Jimmy- "My, Teresa! you sure look hungry!! How about you eat some of my Raisin Bran?"
Teresa- *hurls all over the table*

by murasaki-ryuu September 27, 2009

Rum Raisin

Something that is better than nothing, but not the exact thing that you would choose if you had a choice.
If you are eating rum raisin ice cream, you are at least eating ice cream and that's pretty good, but if it were up to you there are about 5000 other choices of ice cream flavors that you would prefer instead of rum raisin.

Bob: How did you like the movie Bruno ?

Chris: It was pretty "rum raisin" when compared to Borat.

by Thomas Deloney July 10, 2009