queener

When a queef occurs during sex. (Queef + on the wiener = queener)

Oh my god last night my girlfriend queenered, it was so disgusting!

by christhegreat June 1, 2009

Queese

Kinda like dick cheese, but for women.

Discharge , vaginal goo of any kind.

A cottage cheesey-like substance found in the vaginas of skanky ladies.

1)
Charleen didn't regularly clean downstairs, her customers often commented on her queese build-up.

2)
Farelle would never go down on Sharrondah

"Girl you got mad queese yo" he would say. "Im not eating you out, Im a allergic to dairy!"

by ImmortalYawn April 13, 2010

Queered

Skewed, messed, fowled, or fucked up. Broken or nonfunctional. Ruined, tainted, or changed....As in test results that are messed up; whether by accident, or deliberate action. Also any mechanical device or machine that is broken, or non functional for similar reasons.

1. "These test results are completely queered".

2. "This engine is totally queered, dude".

3. "You've really queered this whole party by inviting your jerk-off brother".

by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009

Queever Hog

An obese woman/girl. Usually so fat and disgusting that the rolls of her size destroys any curves of her body. Queever hogs usually have boobs coming out their back that are caused by strain between her bra and fat, squishing them into looking like back boobs. A bunt is another common symptom of being a queever hog.

"We went to Ruby Tuesdays to celebrate graduation and of course we had to get the one queever hog waitress"

"Hey John, did the queever hog even fit through the bus doors?"

by captainawesomex March 29, 2010

queez

a queef that has to be squeeze out.

you fuckin queez

by jazz man 132132 June 1, 2011

Queener

An effeminate human male so enthralled by his female companion that he embraces feminine activities with disturbing conviction and enthusiasm. As a queener begins engaging in activities such as cookware shopping, horseback riding, or semi-spontaneous trips to Paris/Rome his testosterone evaporates abruptly, leaving him even too defeated to have hopes of ever reviving his manliness.

Term is derived from a man who "queens" his woman by groveling and bowing to her every demand and need, no matter how much it displeases him or may cause him physical pain.

-Dave's not hanging with us tonight because he's throwing a Tupperware party with his wife tonight.

-Wow, Dave's turned into quite the "queener" ever since their first date at that Sting concert.

by S Lopez December 24, 2007

queebee

queer bait fag magnet i.e. any person attracting the attenion of gay men and or women.

Dan looks like a total queebee every time he wears that pink shirt with his cowboy boots.

by punksoup February 29, 2008