C-PU

The Cardboard-Potato Unit (C-PU) is integral architecture to the sub-standard PC, replacing the Central Processing Unit (CPU) in normal computers.

It is when Gamers have absolutely pathetic gaming systems that the core must be part cardboard and part potato.

"Oh man, he's taking so long to load the game, he must have a C-PU."

by R0ll May 24, 2017

Tu wide pu

A waffle stomped turd that won’t go down the drain.

That there feller with the air colored yeller dropped a tu wide pu loaf that wouldn’t waffle stomp down the drain in the state park shower.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 25, 2025

Pu

An alternative expression or style of writing to define anything which is disgusting in the sense of smell or physical thing that is rotting like a sludge, human waste or expression that refer to farting.

he smells like pu

by seshster November 29, 2019

pu woo hoo

an absolute Masterpiece of a song.

Person: tutututututu
Person 2: pu woo hoo

by witewawwy October 14, 2023

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"

-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

by StckyFingah November 22, 2021

Wrinkle pus

An old man that no one likes and is always nagging on the sidelines
**has nothing to do with an old lady you filthy animal**

“Man, barnacle boy is such a wrinkle pus.. he should be more like mermaid man: cool and handsome”

by Moosty! March 27, 2022

Pus shot

When you squeeze an angry abscess, pimple, ingrown hair or boil and it explodes and shoots out with vengeance

Bro! I just squeezed that thing and got a pus shot to the face

by Tunza August 12, 2021