proteinsexual

A person who is turned on(sexually active) by high intake of protein

A: Hey wanna get a milkshake?
B: Only if it has high protein in it
A: Why so?
B: Oh I am proteinsexual...

by FS48 February 19, 2023

protein car

A car made out of protein powder and gatorade that works.

I drove my protein car to the gym

by IsaacWhysic May 25, 2023

The Protein Hunt

The desperate search by body-builders and athletes for any source of protein after an intense work-out. Obsessed with ensuring they consume a substantial amount of protein within the half-hour "window" after their work-out, body-builders and athletes scourge the surrounding neighborhood/kitchen/city for sources of protein. The Protein Hunt often ends in frantic consumption of a burger, a glass of milk, several eggs, or something similar.

Jimbo: "Yo man, you want to come over and play some video games?"
Mike: "Nah dude I can't, I just maxed out at the gym and now I'm on the Protein Hunt. But while I've got you on the phone, do you know any good places to grab a burger around here?"

by Jimbobwe93 November 5, 2009

special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018

The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

Cool protein

A more sustainable whey (see what we did there?) to get your protein that helps lower global greenhouse gas emissions and ‘cool’ the planet - by choosing alternatives like insects, algae and indigenous plants (like freshwater lentil or duckweed).

Yo, I’ll take a scoop of cool protein in my smoothie instead of whey.

by the riles you know December 28, 2019