Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 18, 2020

Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.

"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."

by Demibateiscool May 11, 2020

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

Kiss promise

A promise where you kiss your thumbs and put your pinks together and touch your thumbs after. These promises can never be broken. It's a sign of trust and respect between each other.

"Do you kiss promise that your not going to do that?"

by Gus w. November 16, 2021

Paus promise

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.

"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."

by bligblag April 16, 2007

Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.

Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.

by little duck January 26, 2016

Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.

Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.

by jg17 May 10, 2021