problemattic

an attic that is impossible to get into and full of filth if you actually can get into it

dad: try again, son
son: do you know what this is, dad? (pointing upwards)
dad: its the attic
son: wrong. its a problemattic

by document handling bastard September 26, 2005

high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009

schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.

I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.

Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 6, 2018

Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

First World Problems

First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.

Guy 1: (Shouting) Fuck I pissed on the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Sigh First World Problems.

by Sxybich April 7, 2013

problem

a very attractive female or person

damm shorty a fuckin problem

by j-mellz April 22, 2009