When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult
I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest
by Asstroman April 8, 2016
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Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi
Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.
by Love Jason May 13, 2021
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Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest
- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!
by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021
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The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.
Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.
by Rotten Turkey October 25, 2022
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An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
by abeckett December 29, 2014
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Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”
by Capt jigglebottom January 31, 2018
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