applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Mari Posa

A marine sub place in New York and makes the best subs

Person 1- you go to Mari Posa ?
Person 2- YES BEST SUBS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dominatemazz May 15, 2018

nel posacenere

used in italy when you don’t know what to say and you just say “nel posacenere”

x: “ci sono compiti per domani?”
y: “nel posacenere”

x: “are there homework for tomorrow?”
y: “in the posacenere”

by nn4dia23 November 21, 2021

Sonja Posavec

She can be described with only three words : beautiful, smart and fruity .

A : You look like Sonja Posavec.

B : No , I am not, no one can be named after the most beautiful teacher .

A : Yes , you are right, I love her .

by jnsnwkdjd November 22, 2021

Pre-posal

Two people that aren’t yet ready to pop the big question but yet, are in love to a point of no return. Both parties have never felt this way before. Both have never been this sure about anything, so they need a pre-posal to truly lock him or her DOWN!

I love my girlfriend so much, but I’m not ready to propose…that’s okay, I think a pre-posal would be better instead, and she’ll be my pre-ancée

by Banditiboi January 20, 2024

to save on postage

To kill bordem

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.

by Doc Rich June 29, 2013