Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonic kiyokage

the best headcanon in all of the haikyu fandom, courtesy of ousamatobio

“man! i bet platonic kiyokage are neighbors/childhood bffs/cousins/platonic soulmates!”

“canon!!”

by ycfeh1 November 19, 2021

Platonic

Just a common friend

My experience with this person is simply platonic

by anonymous March 27, 2022

Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones

-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.

by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021

Platonic

unromantic and borderline sexually deviant

Hey, it may be platonic to ask, but wanna tag team Brian this weekend?

by tragicapathy June 2, 2021

Platonic

Unromantic and borderline sexually deviant

Hey babe, I know it is our first anniversary Sundy and it may be platonic to ask, but you wanna tag team Brian this weekend?

by tragicapathy June 2, 2021

Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.

I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.

by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024