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pirate smile

- transitive verb (Synonym - a roguish smile : a dishonest or immoral smile that causes trouble)
1 : A pirate's smile is a smile that will make you do anything. You know you're gonna do it, right, wrong, good, or bad you're gonna do it anyway.

2 : A smile that causes a person to do something just for the adventure or adrenalin rush with abandon (with abandon - 1 : An action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.)

3 : It's a smile that says, "I'm a nice person, but don't mess with me because I can be nasty if I have to."
When Angelica Teach flashed Captain Jack Sparrow her classic pirate smile across the room, he knew without even knowing her plan of escape that he was in it all the way, with abandon, for yet another great adventure.
by mjollnir59 February 15, 2015
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Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
by Ticklepickle32 April 30, 2020
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Friskey Pirate

Performing intercourse into a female pirate's eye socket who does not have an eye.
After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.
by beefywalrus December 13, 2010
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Preview Pirate

(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
by Austin42 February 13, 2009
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Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door
by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018
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Pirate Macauley

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"
by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013
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Pirate President

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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