Pitchfork

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.

by cock whore June 24, 2003

pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005

pitched

-Aroused
-Erect
-Boner
-Hard

I was pitched when I saw you naked.

by T-Monique December 31, 2007

if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

Pitch/card game

high/low/jack and game rules

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.

"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"

by MFT May 28, 2005

Potch

A very very VERY nice vagina

"So did you fuck her?"
"Yeah bro, she had a potch"

by Dusty Pucks February 10, 2017