Michael Phelps 

To humiliate or destroy in any competition.

Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.

Michael Phelps by Michael Courtney October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps 

A man amongst boys. A God amongst men.

Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian the world has ever seen.

Michael Phelps by Notim Portant October 7, 2008

jake phelps 

Creator of the famous skateboard mag known as "Thrasher Magazine" which also support antichrist for no good reason...just because it sounds cool.

Dude we when we were at PHX. AM I saw Jake Phelps.

jake phelps by Jokurrassfoo July 27, 2014

Michael Phelps 

The hottest piece of man in the pool.
He's a complete boss, probably known as the greatest swimmer in history.

I have a feeling the pool heats up when Michael Phelps dives in.

Michael Phelps by la-la-lauren October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps 

The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".

Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!

Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.

Michael Phelps by PhelpsPhan January 15, 2009

michael phelps  

What every fish in the sea wants to be

Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.

michael phelps by doitphaggot January 17, 2009

Michael Phelps 

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

Michael Phelps by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008