balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

virtual pet

a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro

Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO

by hello i like to define things March 5, 2022

Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.

“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”

by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020

PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.

The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005

pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged

"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"

by wolfafied October 19, 2020