Charlie Penn

A blonde, teenage chad. Enough said.

Guy 1: Hey, you actually added Charlie Penn on snapchat? You know he's such a pussy, right?
Guy 2: Hell, no. The guy's a fucking gigachad.

by JUANDALEPRINGLE68421 May 27, 2022

Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

Penn Central

Penn Central Transportation Company was a major American railroad formed in 1968 by merging the Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) and the New York Central Railroad (NYC), two of the nation’s largest and most historic railroads. It operated an extensive network across the Northeast and Midwest, serving key cities like New York, Philadelphia, and Chicago. The merger was intended to create a stronger, more competitive railroad, but logistical challenges, regulatory issues, and economic struggles led to severe financial problems. By 1970, Penn Central filed for bankruptcy—the largest corporate failure in U.S. history at the time. Its collapse highlighted the decline of American railroads and led to major industry changes, including the creation of Amtrak for passenger rail service in 1971 and Conrail in 1976 to take over its freight operations.

“Damn the Pennsylvania railroad was a really cool railroad, New York central too. but when they merged in to Penn central in 1968 and then didn’t last long. This is where the railroad was a major downhill and embarrassment to the railroad industry”

by EMD F59PHI January 29, 2025

Penn State

If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.

Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”

Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you

by Kidnamedfinger13 January 12, 2025

C-Penn

C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”

Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.

Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?

by Signman25 August 9, 2021

Penn Charter

William Penn Charter School. A private Quaker school in Philadelphia. The colors are yellow and dark blue, and their rival is Germantown Academy.

Person A: Aw, I'm so sad Rose is leaving our school. Do you know where she's transferring?
Person B: Yeah, she's going to Penn Charter.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

peyton penn

A fucker. He wants to start fights but he get his ass beat. He ugly asf and thinks he's the best but he's worst than a baby's dick. Also sucks dick at basketball

Peyton penn fucks his dog

by Jeff Blind March 20, 2017