Charlie Penn

A blonde, teenage chad. Enough said.

Guy 1: Hey, you actually added Charlie Penn on snapchat? You know he's such a pussy, right?
Guy 2: Hell, no. The guy's a fucking gigachad.

by JUANDALEPRINGLE68421 May 27, 2022

Penn Vadgley

A sexual act in which a person performs cunnilingus while in a mask of Penn Badgley, star of the hit A&E then Netflix property 'You'

Archie: Hey babe, what are you in the mood for tonight?
*she pulls out a mask of beloved social media darling Penn Badgley*
Veronica: I think I want some Penn Vadgley

by poopoopeepeeboii January 10, 2022

Penn Central

Penn Central Transportation Company was a major American railroad formed in 1968 by merging the Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) and the New York Central Railroad (NYC), two of the nation’s largest and most historic railroads. It operated an extensive network across the Northeast and Midwest, serving key cities like New York, Philadelphia, and Chicago. The merger was intended to create a stronger, more competitive railroad, but logistical challenges, regulatory issues, and economic struggles led to severe financial problems. By 1970, Penn Central filed for bankruptcy—the largest corporate failure in U.S. history at the time. Its collapse highlighted the decline of American railroads and led to major industry changes, including the creation of Amtrak for passenger rail service in 1971 and Conrail in 1976 to take over its freight operations.

“Damn the Pennsylvania railroad was a really cool railroad, New York central too. but when they merged in to Penn central in 1968 and then didn’t last long. This is where the railroad was a major downhill and embarrassment to the railroad industry”

by EMD F59PHI January 29, 2025

Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

Tom Penn

A name used in the Music community to mean chad or swagman and has an excessive media knowledge

That Anthony Fantano is a wannabe Tom Penn

by JepicKings420 November 23, 2021

Penn Cambria Middle School

The school that wants parents to believe has everything under control. While walking the hallways, hearing racial slurs and young boys moaning is not uncommon. Do the teachers do their jobs right? Of course not! You can usually spot the difference between a PCMS student and a normal student by looking for some of these traits: Dog collars, Privileged, and curly haired homophobic males. The best part about this school is their absolutely, positively AMAZING dress code. Don’t believe me? Just ask our principal why a girl’s shoulders are arousing.

Hey aren’t you from Penn Cambria Middle School, the school who allows dog collars but not hats?

by your_mom.com September 6, 2021

Penn State

If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.

Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”

Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you

by Kidnamedfinger13 January 12, 2025