shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

packed

carryin a gun

yo blud u packed?

by Ruda August 5, 2003

meat packer

someone who packs meat in his mouth/ass.

"look at that fag, he's a total meat packer"

by some12367 September 29, 2007

peake

Used when something is peak and you wanna make a bad pun about the spaceman Tim Peake. Usually expressed whilst holding both thumbs up like Tim Peake does

That's so peake
Ah how Peake

by Glover's Tets January 16, 2017

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Packerstan

The geographical location bounded by Minnesota and Iowa to the West, Illinois to the South, Lake Michigan on the East and the U.P. on the North. Its capital is Madison (Madtown), but everyone knows the real capital is Green Bay.

Too bad there are no decent jobs in Packerstan. If there were, there wouldn't be as many Packerstanis invading the land of the FIBs.

by Big Daddy Vistalite February 15, 2006

Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.

It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

by streetwhiz May 22, 2009