touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

pandolfini

anyone who is a monstrous dick

Yo, that kid is a real Pandolfini.

by LongIslandCool February 17, 2009

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

Padombo

A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a wanker, knob jockey, complete tosser, a person of low intellect, an emotionally unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.

Scene: Busy packed Pacha Nightclub/Ibiza: "Gonnae stop bumping intae me ya f*cking Padombo"!!

by Hairy Banjo September 19, 2006

pando

The lowest form of life on planet earth. Makes a douche bag look intelligent! Blows dead Japs on the Burma Road. Eats shit sandwiches.

Pardon me...I have to take a pando!

by Nada February 15, 2004

pando

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!

Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!

by Rosie December 5, 2003