The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.
by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018
He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!
by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019
Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments
by That irish bastered July 08, 2018
Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"
by Nikiminjaj March 25, 2018
Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!
Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
by Rosalie Quinn April 16, 2020
by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019
Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.
He has a fat cock
He has a fat cock
by Ol’lilfag_02 January 21, 2019