A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate
by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023
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Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
by Osama is sus November 21, 2021
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Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.
Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.
by Thewordman October 28, 2019
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Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks
by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019
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Patrick is probably the most genuine man that you will ever come across in your lifetime. His words spark fires that spread to your heart and his smile brightens up every room that he walks into. He's humble, understanding, and genuinely seeks to help everyone that he comes into contact with. He loves dessert but sunrises and sunsets put a smile on his face. His body is a work of art and he takes pride in every thing that his hands touch. He's educated and he possesses a maturity that is intriguing and pulls you in. Be careful because everything about this man is addictive and once you have had a dose there is no turning back. He loves unconditionally and he makes you want to love him just because he stay true to his spirit. Simply put, this man is incredible!
Patrick is an amazing man of God whose heart overflows with so much love for people.
by ChoZynWordZ September 9, 2017
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The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
Patrick... you can’t say that....
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
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