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paris hilton

A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.
by Lorelili November 12, 2006
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paris hilton

Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.

2. A bad word.

Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>

Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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paris hilton

piece of bony meat to fuck or
frankensteins fiancee with makeup
or dirty byatch doing nothing but fucking all fuckin day, saying that two times two is two....wat da fck with her eyeskin?? - badly done plastic surgery...omg
our new teacher acts like paris hilton...
-yeah...she's a real slug...
by kajoj September 25, 2006
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paris hilton

Synonym: Skeletor

Paris Hilton (Paris Hilltonn)-noun; rich and ugly chick otherwise known as skeletor because of her skinny complection.
by SkeletorHater September 19, 2005
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paris hilton

world class skank. the song describes her best.

"miss hilton, she likes to give a trillion fucks,
for that we get the feeling you'd pay us a couple of bucks,
miss hilton, we like the way you push, heave and slide."
refer to one night in paris video.

Tera Patrick Seems Like mother Teresa when compared to Paris Hilton.
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paris hilton

The lowest form of american culture. Claims to have copywrited the phrase "that's hot" and is making thousands off of apparel and other things with that phrase on it.

Can be described in one word:
"Eww"
Quick! Someone copywrite "THATS COOL" before winter wear comes out!!

Paris Hilton is famous for NOO reason! Rich people suck ass
by AbbeyAbbeyAbbey December 28, 2005
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paris hilton

i dont know if she realises, but everyone hates her.
haha.

she is ugly, trashy, spoilt, rude and disgusting.

she doesn't seem to have the mental capacity to say anything interesting, so the only thing that seems to come out of her ugly pigeon-like mouth is 'That's hot!'. Yawn.

Oh, and she also thinks that everyone is jealous of her.
Er.. is she delusional?
person 1: hey, did you see paris hilton's new music video?
person 2: haha, she made a music video??! thats a change from the normal type of video she makes
person 3: haha, does she think she can sing?
person 4: haha! she's ugly.
by yesiloveyou June 15, 2006
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