Parker

A funny, smart, lovable kid who has his way around girls. He prefers girls of a different hair/eye color than his because he finds them to be more attractive. He talks a lot but is better with adults. He doesn't have a lot of guy friends, but he likes to play on his Xbox with them. He likes videogames, but would rather be playing outside. He hates school and is known to have a negative attitude when coming home. He loves unhealthy food but is not fat. He likes football and having fun.

Dude: I wish my friend was Parker.
Boy: I know, He's so smart and has a way around girls.

by That_random_Squirrel_22 October 6, 2020

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

Parker

Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.

by A Fucking Vacuum August 6, 2011

parler

Semen that has been ejaculated into an anus and is normally removed by forcibly squeezing it into the toilet. .

After kickin it with Sean, I had so much parler that it was running down my legs before I could reach the toilet.

by ArmyGal78 November 9, 2020

Parker

He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.

Person 1: you like Parker
Person 2: yes but he is getting more and more annoying.

by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019

Parker

Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.

Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*

by BananaHannnnnnnnn January 8, 2009

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011