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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Hinsheri paradox

Named after the marketing guru:where a product you think is popular and everyone you know thinks it's popular, once stated,within a week it is taken off the shelves due to lack of sales.
Johnny:Wow. I love the new chocolate biscuits,everybody I know is buying them

One week later:
Jane: I see the hinsheri paradox is at work.your biscuits,you love so much have been discontinued.bummer dude
by Ash the flying kiwi January 6, 2019
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Limpafa Paradox

The Limpafa Paradox is a 21st century paradox, stating that the meaning of the word Limpafa has no meaning.
“I understand what you mean, but it is like the Limpafa paradox.”
by Highiller February 2, 2022
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Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.
John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.
by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023
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The Sukuna Paradox

When a 2D character is a minor but is possessed by a second creature over the age of 18 that sometimes fronts the body and is thus simped on by the adults in Fandom.
A morally grey area that upsets Puriteens.
"You can't sexualise Meliodas he literally looks like a child!"
"Ah ah, that's The Sukuna Paradox, he's not a kid."
by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod April 14, 2022
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Gandhi paradox

Gandhi paradox is a phenomenon referring to nuclear Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization. This paradox can be described as Gandhi who is so peaceful as he reaches a negative value of non-aggressivity and starts attacking everyone.
In other words, something is so good/bad that it reaches the point where it turns opposite.
My life is like Gandhi paradox. The older I get as a child, the happier I was. But when I reached the top I suddenly turned into depressed sh*t.
by DARG0N May 31, 2021
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CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.
"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"
by NoMoney July 13, 2012
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