Prairie seeds academy

A school that has fake ass bitches and you should never go there because a lot of fakesss peopleeee
by Kov hlub mov March 14, 2019
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Portage la Prairie

A stinkly little town where a good day smells like burning potatoes from McCains and a bad day smells like the sewage plant and rotting bird shit from the Crescent "Lake" thats more like a mud puddle where people throw their garbage.

A place to check out the "new" PCU Centre that's already falling apart because despite paying $50,000.00 for a professional surveyor to pick the best spots to build, the city picked a spot that didn't even make the top 10 and they build on a sinking bog where there's only one bridge off so plan an extra 2 hours to get home from any event even though you only live 2-5 km away.

A town where peninsulas are called islands and bogs are called lakes.

A good place to go to get robbed and/or beheaded.
I feel like going somewhere that smells to watch a hockey game and I would like to spend more time in my car than watching the game, let's go to Portage la Prairie.

I don't really like my stuff and don't much care for my head, I'm going to Portage la Prairie.
by gal87 August 15, 2011
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walking the prairie dog

It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.
"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"

"Just walking the prairie dog."
by winchester666 March 14, 2009
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Little Slut on the Prairie

A spin off to Little House on the Prairie.

Laura and Mary are traded by Pa into prostition in the Indian territories where Indians trade skins, weapons and beeds for a quick lay with the 2 sluts.

Laura and Mary meet up with a lucid drunk named Sisi who tricks them into a 3-way.
Little Slut on the Prairie is a great show.
by Friday13 July 18, 2010
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barking prairie dog

The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.
Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.
by hoho223 November 07, 2009
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prairie dog rub

The mark left in your underwear where a prairie dog rubbed its nose. A skidmark
The wife always bitches on laundry day if she finds a prairie dog rub in my shorts
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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prairie dog kiss

An act performed between two people, each participant will face away from one another, bend at the waist, de-pant, push out just the tip of a turd (prairie dog), touch tips of said turds (kiss), retract turds, and pull pants into place.
After losing in beer pong the partners had to prairie dog kiss as punishment for the loss.
by Tjerksmeets January 10, 2018
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