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poundin' the fahts outta' hur

1. Fucking a trailor-park wife (yours or someone else's) so hard she farts herself out; this is best expressed in a Maine accent. Ayuh. (This is not a queef)

2. This expression can be modified to insinuate that one is performing a task with vigor.
1. Jeez, bud. Take a look a' that one. Wouldn't yah like ta' be poundin' the fahts outta' hur!

2. 'Been up all night studiyn'. Gonna pound the fahts outta that test tomorrow!
by Fartpounder February 4, 2007
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ponding

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.
by Kafka129 December 29, 2006
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poundin the snooch

meaning a finger fucking and getting hardcore and pound your hand in there vagina
hey dave i was just poundin the snooch.Yeah man hi five!
by the doogen October 2, 2009
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Punding

Punding :

Punding is human activity characterized by compulsive fascination with and performance of repetitive, mechanical tasks, such as assembling and disassembling, collecting, or sorting household objects. For example, punding may consist of activities such as:

- collecting pebbles and lining them up as perfectly as possible,
- disassembling doorknobs and putting them back together again,

People engaging in punding find immersion in such activities comforting, even when it serves no purpose, and generally find it very frustrating to be diverted from them.

Punding is the result of dopamine overactivity. It is commonly associated with side effects of drugs used against Parkinson's disease and with the use of methamphetamine (in which context it is known as tweaking), which increases dopamine release and blocks its uptake. In Parkinson's Disease it can be cured by lowering the medication dose, or adding (atypical) antipsychotics, which act by counteracting the effect of dopamine.

Punding is also similar to behaviors associated with autism.
When my Adderal starts to wear off, I start punding, you know? Like. I have to use graph paper for EVERYTHING so it all lines up right...
by Hitokai January 2, 2008
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Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...
"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"
by J00lesC March 19, 2009
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Ponding

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
by Invitation December 19, 2008
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ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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