A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
by Harrydingdong69 June 08, 2017
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”
Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
by _hunny_ December 14, 2018
When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014
That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"
by Mr. Candy man milakis February 12, 2011
by 5.OHBRUH August 02, 2018
n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 06, 2013