Poptart

A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!

Dude that guy has been poptarting me all night !

by fatz mcgee October 12, 2018

Poptart

When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.

Damn, that girl can take it all, she’s my messy lil poptart

by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

poptart

another way to describe a poptart can be done by using one word, Kinjal.

hey look at this Kinjal (poptart) that i found on the floor, let me throw it in the garbage.

by poppytart May 29, 2008

Poptart Effect

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".

Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."

by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018

Poptart

A good looking younger man under the age of 25 usually found out and about at he local bars and clubs and of course the gym.

Poptarts... they are made for fun!!!

Oh he is just a "poptart!"

That place was just full of Poptarts

by dmi443 October 28, 2011

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020