poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)

1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2

by strangewalrus November 22, 2011

poptart

v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with

If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.

by fanOFcake December 7, 2011

Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009

Poptart

Those liberal females that want to have a date with everybody they can.

Look at that girl. She is such a poptart.

by CafeConnisuer February 4, 2024

High poptart

When a women cums and goes into a man's penis and then proceeds to bite his cock off

Ethan screamed in pain after the high poptart

by Ethansucksballs May 14, 2022

Poptart

To be considered “slow” or “retarded”

“ Timothy your a poptart “

by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024