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pencil

A writing utensil that is quite useful.
Can be found in numerous places around the world.
May I borrow that pencil of yours please?
by z August 8, 2004
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Pencil Dick

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.
by Jendo October 15, 2004
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pencil-whip

1. To cheat, by adding more points than deserved in a game (like DOMINOES.)

2. To write down more points than deserved in a game (like DOMINOES.)
You have to watch that dude. He tried to pencil-whip when he's getting beat real bad.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2006
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I'll pencil you in

tenatively allocate time to meet, see, or conversate
We should get together. I'll pencil you in for 6:00.
by Noah Bizzle May 19, 2004
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Pencil

That guy’s pencil is huge.
by Ceviche Rios May 21, 2019
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borrowing a pencil

Borrowing a pencil is when you covertly ask someone if you can I have a condom, especially when asking a classmate.
BORROWING A PENCIL:

"Hey man can I borrow a pencil for tonight?"

"Yeah bro I got some in my locker."
by The Big Succ May 24, 2017
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Pencil

may i have your pencil?
by HOPE:) December 15, 2010
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