pedo anarchism

Pedo anarchism is a social and political movement that seeks to abolish all age of consent laws, and to destroy all adultist beliefs.

I believe in pedo anarchism.

by Bro 2012 May 10, 2023

pedo snacks

When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.

Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmm these pedo snacks.

by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017

pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.

Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.

by Johnny Green September 14, 2013

Gay pedo

An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.

I am a gay pedo and I rape little boys.

by Pedoman February 16, 2019

Pedo-ball

Its the only pedophile ball in existence..... its a tennis ball.

The Pedo-ball likes touching people in the nuts... hard...

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.

You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.

by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009

Pedo Pete

The local pedo. He likes children. There’s not much more to it.

Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉* indeed. Better not be captain Russia’s kids.

by 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐠-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫 💰 🏃💨 August 30, 2022