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Patrik

A Man who stands to his words. But his words are not always true. He manipulates People to get what he wants. But when it comes to girls, he changes. He loves with all of his hearts and only one girl at a time. He is carring, sweet and handsome.
i love patrik
by Patrik The Man January 2, 2017
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Patricia

The sweetest, most caring, joyful...to shorten the longass list, she’s basically perfect.
How come Patricia is loved and not me, oh yeah! she’s perfect
by Tonydaswimmer November 26, 2019
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patrick

only one word defines him and that word is LIT
Look at patrick isn't he LIT.
by MR>LIT February 15, 2018
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Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. Patrick has jaw dropping rock hard abs. He is the epitome of what a real sexy man is.

He also has a big cock
Person 1: Who is that guapo chico?
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick
by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019
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Patrick Henry College

A recently-founded classical liberal arts college where ex-home schoolers comprise over half of the student body.

Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.

Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.

Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).

The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).
"I was runner-up in the high school moot court championships so Patrick Henry College accepted the winner and I had to go to Cedarville.

"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."
by grandmustardtiger September 19, 2011
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Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3
"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."
by Jassssh, June 29, 2009
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kyle patrick

Replaced Eric Dill as the current lead singer of The Click Five.
Is super sexy.
by Gabby G. November 1, 2007
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