Paris Hilton 

An unemployed trust-fund baby who:

Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.

Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.

Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.

Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.

Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.

Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.

Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.

Paris Hilton by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005

paris hilton 

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

paris hilton by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

paris hilton 

a woman who sounds like she has a mouth full of nigga grease.

Paris: "that's hawt."

paris hilton by anonymous March 2, 2005

Paris Hilton 

Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.

Yikes!!!!!

She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.

Look at them bones: She's a paris Hilton.
Walking corpse

Paris Hilton by Pokey December 17, 2003

paris hilton 

1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).

2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.

Paris Hilton is famous. Why?

paris hilton by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006

paris hilton 

an ugly bitch whos nose is seriously fuCKed up and is only famous for bein a spoilt rich kid.

Jay: paris hiltons nose is fuCKed up bad coz shes been snortin too many keys of coke.
Me: yup coz shes a spoilt rich bitch who can afford tons of that shit so no worries bout that bitch.

paris hilton by PIRU_Kid April 6, 2008

Paris Hilton 

The world's most hospitable Hilton...

Welcome to my bony ass...

Paris Hilton by fags-in-the-shower August 28, 2005