M.I.L.P.H.

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

by Brian043 June 28, 2008

P.I.D.O.M

P.I.D.O.M=Put it Down On Me

To put your vagina on a guy (if you are a girl, of course)

A great song by 50 Cent and Jeremih

Guy 1: Hey man how did it go with her last night?

Guy 2: Dude, I got her to P.I.D.O.M

Guy 1: Nice man!!!!!!!

by ExtremeElite22 April 20, 2011

m.l.i.p.

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"

by bFigs January 27, 2010

M.O.I.P.

Making out in public.

One who loves to make out in public.

That keytar player is so hot. I bet he likes to M.O.I.P.

by DRP1111 June 14, 2010

k.m.a.p.s.i

k.m.a.p.s.i stands for kicks more ass per square inch

Josh: "Yeah she k.m.a.p.s.i than stacy"
Tyler: "Excuse me but what the cinnamon toast f does that mean??"

by annathething January 31, 2020

E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S.

An anagram used by a collection of people (approximately 50) that promote a utopian society: everybody, really, pisses, some, ice-cream, on, monsters, really, sadly.

I thought our society was decaying, but those E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. have paved the way for a new societal beginning!

by dat_schlong_doe June 23, 2024

l.m.e.y.p.f.t.b.a.m.y.c.i.m.m

Let Me Eat Your Pussy From The Back And Make You Cum In My Mouth

It's always WYD , Never L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.A.M.Y.C.I.M.M

She'll think you are an absolute weapon

by Downesy October 6, 2020