A teacher who is kinda slow, mean,cool, and a todd. Likes basketball, has a buzz cut, and is from ohio.
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todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017
Get the todds balls mug.fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019
Get the Emily Todd mug.A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
Get the Officer Todd mug.a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023
Get the Sam Todd mug.The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.
by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019
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by unoneted July 20, 2009
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