Dealer Time

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

by DC Black July 2, 2009

Grind Time

That time of the day when you just have to GRIND. Some call it exercise, working out, but we know what it really is, GRINDING. When it's that time of the day and you just have to grind, get your butt out of the seat and just GRIND.

Hey bro, what time is it?
It's grind time!

by Grind Central January 8, 2020

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

time to fap

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.

Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...

by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

Bean Time

10:40

What time is it?
It's Bean Time!

by Professor PP May 6, 2020

Isela Time

Always Very Late!
Extremely late, more than 2 hours late!

Where is everyone, the ceremony started two hours ago- "They are probably running on Isela Time!"

Are you gonna be here on Real time or Isela Time?

by Issy710 October 30, 2011

Tulip Time

An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.

It's Tulip Time! Let's go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.

by yeasayerrr December 31, 2010