by kfcguy1 August 13, 2016
Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.
by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018
The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.
by I am Bogey November 14, 2007
by Dead April 22, 2003
the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.
by TeeKaih November 07, 2009
1. An alternate account created by the Newgrounds animator coolboyman for the sole purpose of spamming the Flash portal.
2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.
3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.
2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.
3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.
Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is king of the portal!!!
n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!
Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-
n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!
Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-
by Connect the Dots August 16, 2005
The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.
In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.
by Gann May 29, 2006