"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."
by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024
When she is on her period and decides pulls out a red blanket to absorb the bloodbath that is about to take place. Only to result in a violent and murderous orgasm that leaves her shaking uncontrollably.
"Oh my God, I have no idea how amazing OJ Sex would be. Now who is going to clean up this bloodbath?"
"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"
"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"
by thejuiceisl00se April 12, 2024
by Ivanlarionnov October 21, 2018
by Saucedawg January 05, 2022
In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.
Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
by IEatCat420 March 08, 2019
A fit African American man smoothly and in a flowing pattern gives you what would commonly be referred to as a handjob
by Cripple Killer May 30, 2019