broken bagpipe

To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.

Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!

I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.

by Britta and Kurt August 14, 2007

broken homie

Broken homies are people who come from broken homes and automatically relate to one another because of this sad, sad reality. Bond particularly increases in the company of happy and fortunate individuals. Broken homies also usually have sick senses of humor that appeal most to one another.

I was sitting with my broken homie, Matt, joking about Susan's botched abortion.

by Beccaschmehcca December 13, 2014

broken brandy

someone who makes friends with someone and every time his "friend" is with someone he trying stealing his "Friends" gf and he always does because everyone LOVES the fail poser goth kid that is a wimp.

Dude look at broken brandy stealing that kids gf!!!! he steals them then treats them like shit! but she dont know this yet.

by I REALLY HATE BRANDY January 19, 2011

broken hurt

the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.

Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.

It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.

Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.

by shawologist May 17, 2020

Broken Neck

A homely individual that walks around speaking in tongues with a crooked neck also is extremely timid and a mommy's boy.

Anthony was acting like such a broken neck at church resting his head on his mom's shoulder.

by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

So broken

The term 9-13 year old attention seeking boys on tiktok will use to get likes for their fake depression.

James: God I'm So broken 😢🥀😭😔💔
Ethan: Dude stop faking depression..

by isabelleneedsanothername March 11, 2021

Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

by eternaldoom September 12, 2011