throwing pretzels

A term used to hide the fact that you had incredibly hot, kinky sex (often, but not necessarily, involving things such as the alabama hot pocket and the cleveland steamer.
Me - Man, you're just Little Miss Promiscuous, aren't you?
Friend - Oh, come on! I was just throwing pretzels at him!
Me - Oh, ok.
Friend - snickers
by DemonataFangirl September 12, 2009
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soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by UDFanNJ August 21, 2006
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Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.
"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"
by Jib Ride February 12, 2008
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Albanian Pretzel

Two gay men going ass to ass with a double ended dildo while reaching back to jerk each other’s cocks.
Bro I heard those dudes Albanian Pretzel all the time. I’d love to see that
by MR. Bussy July 13, 2021
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unsalted pretzel

An unsalted pretzel is someone that has no empathy or culture in their gut. They're simply not tasty; they don't even have any fucking salt.
You see, unsalted pretzels like you don't have the brains. I'm not a nerd, you're just not smart enough.
by sloth-coffee July 22, 2020
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romanian pretzel

A bizare sex position involving one man lying on his back with his legs in the air, while his gay lover lays on top of of the first man, holding his own feet behind his back, forming a revolting knot of human.
-Wow, Sotiris pulled out the ol' "romanian pretzel" on Costa right there in the library!
-Thats fucked up man
by GrossedOutLsider June 16, 2010
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pretzel dick

wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.
by pretzel dik suker September 18, 2005
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