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the evies
the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse
by hahahabeb January 4, 2023
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
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Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway
Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.
by Hali1256 April 2, 2018
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit
Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.
by TheBestRodent=Ray January 8, 2020
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Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.
Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please
by F-off please May 11, 2019
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