banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".

Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.

by Rayrb June 15, 2011

Nakinakinaki

A loud shout generaly used before a drunken fight

U spilled my pint!...
so what?...
Nakinakinaki

by Phillip Batchelor January 14, 2004

Napkiny

When something tastes like a napkin.

"Out of coffee filters this morning, so I had to use a napkin. Now my coffee tastes all napkiny"

When you bite into your burger AND the napkin surrounding it. That will taste "napkiny"

by Miss Adventures October 14, 2010

Napkin

To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper

“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”

“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”

by Announcing definitions August 13, 2018

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

Napkin

An epileptic midget

Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.

by Fluffer May 20, 2003