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Teenage-nap

1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.

2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.
John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.

Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.
by funnyJill August 8, 2012
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Nipple Nap

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
by BaconBlue January 27, 2023
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Jean Nap

This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”
Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”
by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022
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Heinous Nap

A nap, taken by accident or deliberately, that lasts 1.5hours or more (usually longer than intended). When waking from a heinous nap, one generally feels groggy, unrefreshed and worse than they did before taking said heinous nap. A heinous nap usually will usually ruin a sleep schedule for several days.
“Mate, I’ve just had a heinous nap from 6pm to 10pm. I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight!”
by NuggetMan69 January 28, 2021
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Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.
I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped
by Mine & yours March 24, 2021
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Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.
Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10
by Ally Joy October 20, 2010
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Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.
Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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