Banana Nap

A form of affection between a couple that is considered the upgraded or advanced version of spooning. Banana skin is smooth and thick, and the flesh is creamy white and soft. When two Bananas lay against each other they are having a Banana Nap.

I like long walks on the beach, walking my pet lizard, and banana naps

by Snowhite143 April 13, 2015

active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.

Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?

by A Rez October 7, 2018

Nipple Nap

A Big Ass MeganPlays Simp.

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap

by BaconBlue January 27, 2023

double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.

Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!

by reedymetal May 9, 2011

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.

Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10

by Ally Joy October 20, 2010

Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003