(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.
Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!
Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!
Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

The first day off after your long stretch of working. Usually spent sleeping, eating snacks, and drinking coffee while hiding in a blanket cocoon for the entire day. As opposed to what should be done, hydrating, eating properly, exercising, and being social.
Bri: What day is this for you?
Ash: This is day 4/4. I’m exhausted and can’t wait for nurse hangover day.
Ash: This is day 4/4. I’m exhausted and can’t wait for nurse hangover day.
by yoongisPETrock March 11, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing
guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
by ty148 May 10, 2017

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.
by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021

In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”
by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021
